Your level five wizard is no match for my level 17 dark quarterback! If only fantasy football was real in this way it would take the jock crowd that loves the National Football League so much and the geek crowd that loves Dungeons & Dragons so much together. But alas, it is not to be, the world would be headed for disaster of biblical proportions if jocks and geeks started getting along. Real wrath of god type stuff – fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!