Totally Blasted My Pecs Today Shirt

Excuse me? Do you know which way to the gym? Is it this AH this way? Or maybe AH that way? … You know what this really works better in person, I am totally flexing for you right now. I just wanted you to know I totally blasted my pecs today and thought you might want to feel them or at least rub some oil on them. You know how you really turn some heads? Buy the shirt a couple sizes to small and then totally rip through the shirt like the Incredible Hulk.