Guitar Solo Shirt

Kid, I’ve played from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen *anything* to make me believe that there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. ‘Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. Now who wants to rock with a guitar solo from Han Solo!? I said who wants to rock with a guitar solo from Han Solo!?!?