I Drink Your Milkshake Shirt

Draaaainage.  Drainage, Eli, you boy.  Drained dry. I’m so sorry. If you have a milkshake. And I have a milkshake. And I have a straw and there it is, that’s a straw see, and my straw reaches acrooooooss the room and starts to drink your milkshake…. I…DRINK…YOUR…MILKSHAKE! *SLURP* I DRINK IT UP!

If you have not seen “There Will Be Blood”, it is an amazing film with Daniel Day Lewis playing the character of Daniel Plainview – and you just will not get this shirt. Do yourself a favor, go out, rent the movie, come back here, laugh and purchase the shirt. You can thank me later.